A Royal Fugging
Source: Go Fug Yourself
I can't help pasting this (my RSS doesn't seem to work). I have only one thing to say, I am so sorry I didn't write this myself. Heather did (check out hilarious Heather 'Carrington' presentation here). Anyway, you will find this and more at:
A quick explanation first:
fug•ly (adj.)
frightfully ugly
fug•ging (v.)
The act of posting on one's blog in order to identify something excruciatingly ugly.
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April 11, 2005
A Royal Fugging
Charles: Er... I say, 'Milla, don't mean to be a bother, but... something rather naughty is trying to attack.
Camilla: Ooohh, filthy! Do hush up and smile, Pickles. If you talk like that I'm going to get all bothered.
Charles: No, Randy Pants, what I meant was, there's this enormous thing erected on your...
Camilla: You are a horny old hound! If you touch me with that, Wiggle, then I simply won't be able to keep my skirt from going over my head. You know I don't totally adore playing the bagpipe in public...
Charles: Don't tease me, Love Pouch -- I was just referring to the rather aggressive-looking creature that's about to tear off your head.
Camilla: I don't know what you're talking about, Trouser Snake, but in about two seconds I'm going to rip off this hat and use it to hide behind while I give the crown jewels a good polish.